I felt like I was hit with a brick I was so stunned we worked through my issues on this and in the end decided to be online boyfriend and girlfriend. ... I was walking on the top of the world singing in the office, car and the shower. While on line we had promised not to get ourselves off that we would only get ourselves off when we were online together. This was the most frustrating time in my life I think. At least when I was single for the 2 years I could satisfy myself when ever I. . huh?" I said, totally confused."I said dinner is about ready," my mother said as she leaned into my room.I suddenly realized that I still had her panties on my face. I snatched them off and looked at the door in time to see my mother's smiling face disappear and the door close. "Shit," I almost screamed. What a jerk I am, I thought.I went down stairs with my face still red and saw my mother setting the table."I'll do that," I said with a sheepish smile."Thanks," she answered with her own. Besides, old was not a term I would use. She admitted to being over 40, but standing in the opening of my cube, I would not have put her at more than 35 and judging by the increase in traffic in the hallway that fronted my cube, she had the attention of the rest of my male office mates as well. Like most IT shops, ours was heavily male and an attractive woman in our midst generally caused an urgent need to be somewhere where you could survey the scenery. I do not know if she noticed the extra. I'm back.)You no doubt remember, how after that ill-conceived attempt to interview Mr. Namby Pamby—I got fired! To paraphrase Mr. Jack Nicholson. 'They couldn't stand the truth!'(Don't rub it in—of course I haven't interviewed Mr. Nicholson. The guy gets hostile when you try to interrupt him at a basketball game!)I been out of work now for six months. No one wants to hire a guy they suspect might have been a little weak on being right... They claim I was fired for being involved in murky.