I am sure it was because it was making Mum feel inadequate. Either that, or she thought it would make Dad too excited.Whatever the reason, young Tanya...told me she thought she was growing faster than ever, and on the Saturday night before we went back to school, as soon as Mum and Dad went out and we were naked, she fetched the tape measure as usual and brought it to my bedroom. Then she started measuring me, just like that.It was a strange feeling, her little hands brushing against me as she. We swapped ends and I licked her pussy, using one of my shits as a dildo. She warned me when she was about to fart so I could sniff it up straight from the hole. We spent hours just eating shit and vomitting it all back up again. She stuffed a banana up my ass and ate it as it came back out. It was when she started giving me a boob job with her shitty tits that I knew I wasn’t able to hold on much longer. The p*o on her boobs had just started to dry and it felt amazing against my knob. ‘Fuck. ’Then little RALPHY says, ‘I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?’The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’To which little RALPHY replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the. .. you do know that you have to count, right?" Oh, yeah, great, I wish I could do the one-eyebrow thing too, Mr. Spock. Very nice, sis. When the next - considerably more forceful - slap does not elicit a reaction either, I hit her with a resounding smack that is not only very loud but also drives her a full step forward. She quickly returns to her spot and... "One." Aha! Now we're talking.The next slap is just as hard as the last one, but she is prepared now and manages to hold her position..