Twirling me, Stanley said, 'Although it's Stan, now.' The Summer I'd moved in with Grams, Stanley had visited his aunt and uncle for two weeks while h...s parents went on a cruise or something. During those two weeks I'd taken his virginity and while his aunt and uncle thought he was out 'exploring the neighborhood', he'd actually been in my bed exploring all the things he could do with a very compliant female body. For two more Summers until we were both 17, Stanley had returned for two week. 10 min chusi fir boli chodo mujhe car me hi chodne laga usko oo uuuummma ummnah ker ki chilla rahi or bol sanu tm pahle kaha tha pahle kyu nahi ki mai naras gandu se mil gae .Fir chudai khatam v nahi hue thi hmlog pahuch gaye fir hotel me gaye uncle room baat ker ke aaye hmlog under gaye ek badi room thi 2 bed thi .Hmlog aram kiye dinner kiya fir uncle bole so jao kal ghumne chalenge fir aunty mean aarti boli tum so jao pahle dhudh kachu laker rakh ker hum apni husband ki lund ki sewa karungi. Angie was into romance in a big way because after all was said and done, she was a woman and she wanted that tingle that all women want when the moon is shining brightly and the stars are sparkling like diamonds in the cold dark night. Sometimes, she would strap on the imported dildo and give the girls a thrill taking it from behind and letting her act like some horny guy with a need to get some pussy and was willing to do a little tit-licking and some carpet munching down below where the grass. ”“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This.