Then Stephanie told her about the wonderful slap and tickle we shared. Josie said that she could certainly use one of those too. Stephanie told her mo...her to piss up and take a squat on the table. I had to laugh when they explained that piss up was the same as our drink up. They may speak English but it sure isn’t the same.Josie drank two of the beers and started on the third one when she did as her daughter had suggested and squatted on the table in front of me. No knickers! All right! I. I have got to give it to dad; he sure knows how to get into the psyche of a person. He won Luke over there and then and he knew it.Caledon and I spent three months with Luke and Angel, and then we moved to Tree Isle. Phil laughed so hard he cried when I told him where I was moving too. He thought it was poetic that a Nature Wizard lived on an island called Tree Isle.He jokingly said we should name it Ant Island and now everyone calls it that, so I guess it has stuck. Andy, the bloke, who rules. Got the fundamentals down at about age five if I remember right.Thing that made the porno films interesting was the other stuff that happened on the screen.Never saw a bull get a blow job for instance. Don't recall seeing three horses getting it on with each other. Never noticed two cows doing each other. Lots of valuable information for our young eyes.We'd pretend to know everything that was going on of course. Wouldn't do to let the boys think they knew more than us. Part of hanging out with. He wanted to check out a few things there; he had further plans for the Bouvier women!"I told you Mike, it's a dead end. She's told us everything she's going to," Janine said."Hey I tell you what though. I heard she kicked out that no good weasel of a husband. Good for her," Janine said."Yeah. Good for her," Mike repeated.His mind began ticking over. This was a good thing! This fitted right in with his plans!"You know what; if we don't get any more leads by five o'clock, what say we go for a.