It looked incredibly crude and inefficient – and much like the one on the roof of her cabin in Montana – plus, the water was hot. It had been a ve...y long time – years, even in her recent memories – since Béla had taken a hot shower.She heard the water stop running and went back inside. Jeff was drying himself off. He still smelled, so she pushed him back into the shower and scrubbed him down fiercely with a bar of harsh soap and a brush, making sure all the smelly dead skin was scrubbed off of. A great surge of adrenaline rushed through her limbs as the water continued its massage. She heard herself moan, as the pressure increased between her legs. The warm water caressed her sore leg muscles before running down the drain. Her eyes fluttered open as her fingers began to tease her erect nipples. Fingers dug into her breasts, nails scraped along her sensitive skin. Her breath was coming in short gasps. Slowly her heals rose off the tiled floor, her muscles groaned in complaint. The. ✧ ✧ ✧This one is compliments of a friend of J & G.Roe Vs WadeA blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan while sitting in her U.S. Government Class, was asked by her professor if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.She sat for quite a while pondering this very profound question, finally sighed, and answered, “I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware!”✧ ✧ ✧Senior ShoplifterA cranky older woman “in her senior years” was. One day you inherit all that is Ragnarsson but today you will receive my most prized possession.”He unbuckled his belt with sword and scabbard.“Grandfather you bestow me with such a gift of honor, more than the sword I treasure your gesture and the meaning but I shall decline this gift for now. It is so much part of what everyone associates with you. I would not be allowed to wear this sword; it would gather dust until I was old enough. It is Mördaren and it is meant to be worn and I will wear.