. but who the hell are you?" Well I'm Boob Man of course!" ... Who?" Ugh, I'm Boob Man and my superpower is altering female breasts and making specif...c people completely oblivious to everything around them." ... You serious?" Well aren't you believing me?" ... Nah, not really" But your girlfriend is right here ... why wouldn't she notice me by now?" Well, Abby is REALLY focusing on her burger right now" Ugh, fine ... lemme show you something"Boob Man walked up to Abby and groped her breasts,. ”I headed downstairs, feeling funny. I was going to have to talk to her mom. Jennifer and I had talked at least a thousand times over the years as the kids grew up. But now I felt like a naughty boy who’s trying to hide his dirty thoughts from the parent.“Hey, you guys!” I said as I opened the door. “Come on in! Ashley’s upstairs, of course.”Alyssa was just in school clothes as she gave me a quick little wink and a semi-hug, then she dashed up the stairs to get dressed. Jennifer gave me a hug. She thought his smile was happier than usual. I suppose he's anticipating battle, she thought, but at least some of it is for me. She hugged him even harder, but of course he didn't flinch.He always amazed her at sea, seeming to know when the wind would change, walking without touching the safety lines even though the boat could swing wildly. His expression was always that relaxed yet vigilant look he got under duress, and it moved her in strange ways. It was as though his masculinity reached. I rode him hard and put him away wet. I wanted just a few more days before summer break. I couldn’t exactly smuggle Jeff into my room and have him live at my house. Could I? My parents didn’t take much notice of me, but they probably did take that much. My reverie came to an abrupt end with a phone call from my Father. He knew my semester was over and expected me home. Then he dropped the bombshell. Well, it shouldn’t have been a bombshell. I had just forgotten. ‘You need to get home so you can.