I'm sure all the other arriving passengers were either envious or hoping that we would just move over to one of the benches in the waiting lounge for ... quickie. Well, even for my exhibitionist tendencies, the airport was a little too public so it was time to leave. Joy and I dropped our stuff and my rental car off at Lou's and the four of us headed off for a funky, true Texas-style restaurant and bar with a great outdoor patio where we could enjoy the late summertime afternoon and sunset over. "John turned to her with surprise. "Dad? I like that." It's time I grew up." Why is he dressed like that. It's cold outside." John was still wearinghis rain slicker. "It's cold in here."Tesla said, "He's a maid in a -" She stopped when she saw the look thatCheri gave. "He works for his uncle." A maid?" He turned to Cheri. "You work with him?"Cheri nodded. She glanced at Tesla.Tesla said, "We're low on groceries but we have pancake mix and makerbacon. Pans are here. Griddle, refrigerator. Butter. Main bhi kabhi kabhi apne bhai ke sath raat ko movie dekhne chali jati hu aur hum dono log khub masti karte h. Mera bhai aur main hum dono log ek dusre ke bahut close aa gaye the aur wo apni girlfriend ko mere samne hi kiss karta tha aur kabhi kabhi to mera bhai apni girlfriend ko mere sath hi ghumane le jata tha aur hum sab log khub masti karte the. Ek din mera bhai mujhe bola ki wo apni girlfriend ko chodna chahta h aur wo bataya ki wo apni girlfriend ko hotel me lekar jayega aur usko chodega. Just when I thought I was about to die of boredom I began to wonder about old Gertrude. I realized that she was maybe a bit of a slut whore herself. The way Hamlet was so worked up over things he probably wanted to punish her for banging some guy other than his father. The story would have been much better if Shakespeare had Hamlet make her get naked and do sex stuff with him.Once my mind got on that track, I thought about what happened in my bedroom last night. Mom showed up just like I’d told.