" "I know mom." I said gently caressing her face. "She moved in with her son too. He is separating from his wife and they plan to buy a new house and ...ive together now.." "That's cool." I said. "Yeah. She has been eating his sperm for over 10 years now and she looks so young and energetic. I am old and shriveled." she complained. I didn't say anything as she tried to guilt trip me. "Oh. I am sorry. Its just that I miss you so much." "I know mom. I miss you too." "So why are you not feeding me. Despite me doing the arranging, it’s going to be an arranged marriage, with all the things that implies. We read some excerpts from the Kama Sutra in my world religions class, and it had some good advice. I also got good advice from my grandfather. I know this flies in the face of the modern world, but this is what I want.”“Want or need?”“Those are the same thing, at least in this case. Once everything went wrong with Jocelyn, this was a fairly certain destination. I fought it, but then. The next thing I know she put this gun type thing to my leftear. I heard a popping sound and then I let out a little yelp. Rosesays, "Oh you're just a big baby, it didn't hurt that much. Little girlsget this done all the time." While she was saying this, she had alreadymoved over to my right ear. I knew what was coming. Sure enough therewas another popping sound, followed by another yelp by me. I now had myears pieced, with a cute diamond stud in each ear.Rose reached over and turn a. .. Do you know if they have Lasagne?" she asked with a grin. oOo The restaurant was crowded with several parties waiting to be seated when they arrived. Frank slipped the host a ten and went to the bar to pick up something for them to drink while they waited. He returned with two glasses of wine and handed one to Alex. "This is a Moscato, one of my favorites." "Um, very nice. I usually don't like sweet wines, but this is very tasty,” Alex replied, after taking a sip. "Not as tasty as your lip.