He had such an enticing laughter and the sexiest smile I had ever seen. He wasn’t too bad on the eye, either. He was obiviously taller than me, at l...ast six feet, and his body was muscular but not too much so, just the way I liked. His broadish shoulders made me want to run to seek safety in them, and his blonde hair begged to be toyed with. All in all, I definitely wanted to get acquainted with him. I got my chance soon enough. The next day he came to me after class and asked something. . . These days I max out on bananas (good for the banana), egg whites and pineapple juice (good for what comes out of the banana), oysters (I don’t have to explain THOSE do I?) Broccoli (puts lead in the pencil) and oranges – LOTS of oranges (improves the taste of what comes out of the banana). I compound this strict diet with heavy doses of vitamins, specifically vitamin D (for the Dick), vitamin C (for the Cock), vitamin B (for the Balls), vitamin E (for EJACULATION), vitamin F (for FUCKING). I can come. Do you want me to bring something towards a picnic?" No, thanks all the same. We'll organise that. We'll pick you up about half past nine." Great. Thanks so much for asking me. Hey, I'd better take your phone number."He gave her both his home and mobile numbers."Would you like my address too?" He gave it to her."East Whisty? Where on earth's that?" About a mile east of West Whisty." Smarty pants!" About seven miles north-east of Winchester." Miles away." It's quite easy by road. The nurse that called didn't give us any information so we didn't know what to expect until we got there. I had to calm Mom down as she almost ran a stoplight which would have gotten us into a collision with the big Hummer that had some obnoxious driver with a small dick talking on a cell phone who was in far too much of a hurry to bother letting us go through the intersection.Once at the hospital we found Daddy. He was in a room and was asleep. His head was bandaged. The nurse called the.