My sausage casings were not containing these farts at all and, soon enough, my activities were noticed by the grump behind the wheel. I could see his ...ose twitch in the rearview mirror and eventually, his eyes shot up to take my oh so innocent appearance in with some considerable accusation "Have you farted?"I tried to look surprised, but it didn't work. I could feel another brewing at that very moment. I shrugged and batted my eyelids "Yeah, sorry. Christmas eh? Too much rich food"But this. .I was just thinking...about...you know.." Mary said miserably."Yea, yea, you were probably thinking about Jack's dick," Kristy saidwith a mischievous smile.Mary blushed red at her sister's frankness and her creepy ability toread her emotions, if not her thoughts."Creepy huh?" Kristy said, feigning outrage. "How dare you."Mary's face fell as she saw Kristy quickly stand, "Whhhatt...No!" Marycried. "I didn't say anything!" You may not have said it, but I know you thought it," Kristy. He quickly proved that he was soft-spoken, but he was also charming, quick with a joke and very interested in what I had to say. But I must admit I was a bit absentminded at the time, as I was wondering about what lay at the end of our journey: his house. And in there: his wife.Yes, in this instalment of "My #th Time" I will tell you of my first time with a woman, which was also my first time with a couple.I had seen pictures of his wife, let's call her "E". She was in her mid-40's, with long. I was in joy. I gave her a ring. shanti was glad to hear my voice and we spoke to each other for sometime and I asked her where could I meet her, she told me that she will call me to her house, as soon as her husband goes out of Bangalore. I asked shanti that when would her husband go out of Bangalore, she replied that he is going out of town for 5 days and said that I can come to her house. shanti gave me her address and requested me to maintain secrecy. I used to talk to her on the phone to.