What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?You can’t hear an enzyme.How do you make a hormone?Put sand in the Vaseline.What’s a cunt ...hat talks back?An answering cervix.What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday?Mikey ... He’ll eat anything.What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive cream?A spermicidal maniac.Why do women have legs?So they don’t leave snail tracks on linoleum floors.What do you call a hooker with no legs?A nightcrawler.What do you call a. . So, in for a penny, in for a pound and asked Jane to have dinner and drinks with me on the coming Saturday, which I normally kept as one of my rest days. Somewhat reluctantly she said yes and that she would shuffle her schedule around and meet me at a local bar close to 8:00pm. We never got to have dinner that night, with the exception of a few bar snacks and we were quite buzzed by 10:30pm. All of that time I had been admiring Jane’s small but plump bust. She had on a very short green dress. Once the audience had settled down, Hannah approached Erin who took out the first card and read, "Roll the die, that player removes one article of clothing."There were nervous chuckles from the players and cheers from the crowd. Hannah handed Erin a large fuzzy pink six-sided die like you would see hanging from a rearview mirror of a car. Erin tossed the die and when it stopped rolling, the number five was up.All eyes landed on May, who was the first player to lose clothes. May shrugged and.
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