No going to try to get a ball in someone else’s spot anymore.Even knowing my serve should have hit where I aimed, the other team shouldn’t be able...to get a hand on it, but they somehow did. Other than breaks for water and the bathroom, we were at twenty-nine to thirty when told to call it a day and get some dinner.“Come on, David, you may not stink of stale sweat, but you are going to wash my hair,” one of the women told me. “Of all the things that will take me to a happy place, it is the. I kind of remember you were getting into some weird stuff. Like the role-play." Role-play?" Yeah. When you pretended to be Mom and started calling yourself 'Mommy.'" Oh. That role-play. To be honest, my memories are kind of foggy too." Well, l just want you to know that kind of thing is almost unnecessary because being with Suzanne, my great Aunt Suzy, is just as much of a thrill for me as being with Mom. So it's not like you have to do that to make things more arousing for me. That's total. It was early in the day and there wasn't much of a crowd. A few locals mixed with a few tourists, mostly males. Everyone was naked or nearly naked. The pretty young barmaid had on a skimpy bikini. She was friendly and polite. We ordered drinks and rented two towels. As I began to disrobe at the bar a young guy by himself strolled up and started talking to us. He seemed friendly enough and certainly very non-threatening. He began to remove his clothes, too, and started talking about all of the. “Here stick the whole box of elastic bands up and when they go ‘twang’ and he asks what that was, you just say it’s your virginity going”.So on the wedding night she goes into the bathroom and stuffs the lot up then climbs into bed.Soon things get to the critical point when ‘TWANG’.“What the hell was that?” Shouted the new husband.“Don’t worry, darling, that was just my virginity going.”“Well for Christ sake go and catch it” he screamed, “it’s taken my balls with it “.✧ ✧ ✧Young boy was.