What my friend did in a subtle way was to encourage me to really line out my story with some of my philosophy on love, life, and relationships woven i...to the story. Because of my age and tendency to be long winded, it may get rather long. I’ll do this in two parts to keep it somewhat reasonable in length.My friend had written, “For some insane reason I have this undying desire to document my sex life and bring it to light for others to enjoy.”I had responded, “I’m really sure I’ll enjoy seeing. “The next thing I need to know is, who is running the operation at the port tonight? What time does it kick off, and who is taking me to the marshalling area?” Rather than dink around, it made sense to simply take charge and let the whole Department know I wasn’t about to hide out inside, then take credit for their work.The agent stammered for a little while, and then admitted that the operatives had already left to join up for the raids.“That’s nice,” I said, calmly. “Thank you for the. .. Oh oh-oh-oh oh! |.|; Bwahahaha! Just kidding. Recognizethe song? Well, with the changes?ScrumdiddilyumptiousBy Crescent PulsarOnce upon a time...There lived a man whose life was fraught with peril: a martial artistnamed Saotome Ranma. This is what happened after his known life, thepart left out to leave you with a more... fairy tale-like ending. Well,maybe not, but that's all that could be salvaged before the actualending. You see, his life DID get better after the wedding attempt; butit. I washed herarms and then looked at her. "I need to do your back Nicks." She kneltbeside me, seems she didn't want me standing. I soaped up her back andrubbed her shoulders, another massage."Alex, later this morning can you give me a real massage?" Yes M'Lady, your wish is my command," I said smiling.She stood up and stepped under the shower again, the suds quickly flowedoff her. I was covered in suds, I had not moved. She shut the water offand sat back on the bench. She looked at me and spread.