“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your k**s will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for y...u. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”“All. The thoughts to jump down in the cold water and end his life right there crossed his mind.For a moment, he pondered on the events that brought him here on the verge of jumping and end his life. The man's name was Alexis. He wasn't popular, handsome, or very successful in life. In fact, his life sucks. He has a good job that gives him enough money to pay for what he needs, but he was craving a more social life. Alexis didn't have many friends back in school he was bullied and even now his. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair ... Here’s your money.”Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”Jack took the money.✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to Allan for the following... How do pigs make coffee?With porculators... ✧ ✧ ✧Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies,. I sense this in you, and it is foolishness! We are not so insecure, Berl'ahan or I, as to resent your abilities if they should exceed ours! Do you understand? Will you please let go and exert your best effort for us?"Michael blushed and apologized. He pushed himself. He became comfortable with his enhanced body. His pleasure and delight soared as he extended himself to run, jump, throw, leap and tumble with greater speed, agility, and grace."Forgive me, father-mine, but the gravity? I cannot.