”Main gaadi se utarne lagi toh Kishore ne envelope se aadhe paise nikaal kar mujhe de diye. Aur bola, “Ye le. Teri kamai ke paise.” Jispe main b...li, “Par aadhe kyun? Kaam toh maine…”Usne mujhe kaat-te hue bola, “Saali zyaada muh naa chala. Main agar tujhe sahab ke paas nahin le jaata toh abhi khaali haath jaati tu. Ab ye le aur nikal yahaan se.”Maine phir haath badha ke usse paise liye. Aur apne purse mein rakhti hui apne ghar ki taraf chal di. Kishore bhi wahan se chalne laga. Par aakhir mein. A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour looking for instant coffee.How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder what she’s up to now.Drugs. ”“If the guys had any idea what a tease you can be, they’d think twice.”“I bet they would.” She picked up the dishes and loaded the washer, knowing he wouldn’t help and by the time she’d made the kitchen tidy the TV would be on and they’d have an hour of some detective series, or football. One day I’ll shock the hell out of him, she whispered under her breath.Watching him unwind in front of the TV she contemplated a blowjob, but he’d have a heart attack, she thought; a cuddle would have to do.. Would it suffice to just say…you’re the most beautiful creature that ever cast a shadow on the earth?’ Danny was being as open and honest as he could. ‘Let’s go.’ Finally, Robin was speechless. She just took his arm, staring into his earthy green sultry eyes. ‘Lucky girl.’ Robin overheard the girl at the desk comment. Robin looked back at her and shook her head yes. They got to the stadium in time for the pre-game festivities. The bands from both sides were filling the air outside in the.