00 dollars, but your not going to pay $5000.00 Dollars for the Spartan Spitter, your not even going to pay $4000.00, or $3000.00, what if I told you t...at you can take this lovely machine home for just 4 easy monthly payments of $500.00 dollars, now isn’t that amazing?" he said to the audience as he continued reached down under the counter."You will also get my famous cook book called, In the kitchen with Ron" he added as he picked up the 300 page book and placed it on the counter "But wait. So, II kicked off my shoes, removed my tie after which I pulled the curtains, lit the candles, and poured us two glasses of wine. After I quickly freshened up, I put on some romantic music, sat back and took a swill of wine. I felt the tension slowly retreat and leaned back with closed eyes.When I opened my eyes, there she was, standing in the middle of the room, my gorgeous Bee. Dressed in a body hugging mini-dress, incr6edible classic black pointy toe stilletos, her hair nonchalantly done up. I locked the room and strolled around the parking lot, then across a grassy area to where the highway bordered the motel grounds. I walked along the guard rail and got a few thrills from passing truckers blowing their horns as I strutted along, feeling all the more sexy as a result. Having gotten some appreciative trucker response, I returned to my room. I lay on the bed thinking about the attention and had just started to rub my little sissy clitty through my g-string, when my room phone rang.. What am I saying? He is me, we are the same person just with different packaging.''Do you really believe that?' Jade asked.'Yep. Sure I might know more about girls than I ever thought I would and I might even think like a girl at times but I am a guy and I miss being a guy.''What's to miss?''A lot.' Amy sighed. 'I miss being able to stand up and piss, I miss not having to plan a piss three weeks in advance in case there's a queue, I miss being able to throw on a pair of short and be considered.