Oh, yes ma'am I know how important it is to douche every day.Now why did I just say all that? Oh, yes, I do like my room. It is so sweet of you to let...me stay here. Yes, ma'am I don't mind looking atthose pictures in my room. I think it's kinda neat really. Gag; did Ijust say what I heard myself say? Bobby? Oh, yes, Bobby. I think he'sreally cute. Ya know he has the kind of hair I girl would really liketo run her fingers through...n...n...he has precious eyes. I think Ilike his lips the best. But now that I’m out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!????Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 32, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my ironing. That’ll keep her busy!???? My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm!????Anyone got an owner’s manual for a wife? Mine’s giving off a terrible whining noise!????My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she’s sorry she. That I can't tell her once again how much I love her,It's why I always try to remember those loving moments when I was a little boy;When I ask myself, when was that first memory of my mother when I was a little boy?I walked into the control booth with wet eyes to listen to what I had recorded. It wasn't bad, but it needed something to finish with.I tried to think for a minute of what more I wanted to say, and remembered this is also for those that are mothers now, my ladies. So I typed from my. ” He turned to look at her.There was a sort of anger written across her face. “Oh you sweet wonderful bloody fool.” She sobbed, “Don’t you realise I’m in love with you.”The blood drained from his face, he was totally confused with her announcement. “I never allowed myself to dare hope that you could feel that way about me.” He stammered.“So do you think you have feelings for me Robert?” She whispered almost afraid to know the answer.“Feelings,” he stammered, “I love you Terry, and I’ve never.