”“What?” exploded the anthropologist? “Where did you get that?”The chief pulled out the London Times and showed him what was written... “F...om time to time, a muffled titter passed through the courtroom”.A guy has a blind date with a girl and they go to a carnival. “What would you like to do first?” said the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. So they went over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale and it said 117. So she won a prize. Next, the couple went. Aunty soothu thaan irupathile athigamaaga moodu vara vaikum. En endraal neengal mulaiyai paarthaal athai sappi suvaika aasai paduveergal aanal aunty sooothai paarkum pozhuthu thaan cow nilaiyil soothai pidithu kuthiyil poolai vitu matter poda aasai paduvaargal. Athu pola thaan naan thinamum aunty soothai paarthu athil ooka aasai patukondu irukiren, aunty sema sexyaaga irupaal.Ivalai pola oru malluvai neengal avalavu seikirathil paarthu vida mudiyaathu, mallu vai naan eppozhuthu ooka pogiren. I wasn’t to sure how he would react but was surprised when he agreed it sounded like a good idea. He wasn’t sure what his wife would think about it, that’s when I told him about our past experience. He was more than game to fuck my wife so we started to make plans. I spoke to my wife about it and she was game as it has been quite awhile since we had done this. We made plans a couple of times but something always seemed to come up. Finally we had a plan and we were going to fuck her. I can feel the warm spot I’m making as I sit on the wax paper. No longer able to bluff, I feel nervous. If he looks between my legs he’s going to see how wet I’ve gotten just sitting here. I already feel the embarrassment coloring my shoulders. I contemplate actually telling him to leave. And while I’m lost in my own head, he puts on gloves, steps up to my legs and lifts my chin with his hand.“Relax,” he says, my chest mildly heaving. “Lay back.” I do as he says, stopping myself on my elbows..