I'm not in trouble, just hook me up."It took a couple of minutes to get everybody on the horn and then he started to explain. "All those classified ad... about the cars? It's legit." Porter."Yeah ... those cars." Two Hundred. No, I'm not kidding. Get your ass out here." Thanks, Dispatch ... Dispatch ... dispatch?"He turned to Wendy, "I hope nobody robs the bank." Oh?" Porter's car collection is famous. Every cop in town is on the way."My turn, "Famous?"The cop said, "David ... I can call you. Exciting....and a little scary.I suddenly realized another one of my co-workers was trying to get my attention. It was the man at the desk in front of mine, the one and only Herb Tarleck, general sales manager for WKRP. The only man for whom a plaid jacket, white shoes and matching belt still represented a dynamic fashion statement. "Yo! Bailey!" he said for what must have been the fourth or fifth time. "I asked if you had the copy ready yet for that new promotional campaign." I quickly started. That would be so cool. I gather you talked to Terri about this possibility?" Well honey, we did a little more than talk about it." You fucked Terri? When? Oh that is so hot. Was it as good as I think it would be?" It was great, I went over there this morning to sort of worry with her about pleasing you. Well she tells me about Dan's big cock, that he has the hots for you, that they swing occasionally and that she always wanted to fuck me. So we ended up in bed. It was great and she came over. " Let me go," I shouted struggling against their iron grip."Shout all you want," he laughed, "no one is going to come to your aid. Now lets see what we have?" Get off me," I shouted and struggled even harder. "Don't you dare touch me."This wasn't the first time I had been in a situation like this, but I was hoping that I would never be in one again; looked like I was wrong."We love a girl in uniform," laughed the ringleader. "Does something for her, doesn't it guys." Let me go," I tried one.