Sit down."Jay was completely drawn in but there was still such a strange and slightly creepy feeling to this guy that he just couldn't quite get over....He sat anyway and was shocked by the bold, mostly one-sided conversation that was about to take place. Parker put his hand on top of Jay's as he spoke. "I don't know what you're into, but I do know that you came in here for a reason tonight. It wasn't by accident, am I right?" Jay nodded in agreement. "You're a good-looking k** and I'm a lot. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Phyllis DillerHousework can't kill you, but why take a chance?Phyllis DillerCleaning house while your kids are growing up is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.Phyllis DillerBest way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a guy who never made. During her talk with him the lies come out easily but not without a penalty. After the call ends her throat tightens until it feels as if she will choke. And the nausea is overwhelming causing her to stop and vomit.The next the package is delivered and opened. She sees a cell phone and a typed page. After reading the page her mouth drops open and her head swims in disbelief!Moments pass before she can reread the heart rending words, "Hi bitch, I have a situation that you will resolve for me. I. "Dad, thank you! Do you want my pussy or my ass? I don't think that you've had the latter in a while, have you?" Judith offered him, bending over the kitchen sink."Are you lubed-up enough? Joe is planning to do your ass soon, too. That won't make you too sore?" he became the concerned father again for a second."Dad, I'll be fine! I want both of you to have my ass during this little vacation. However, I don't know if Joe will want to fuck my ass so soon. Even if he does, your cum will be a nice.