5 shirts, 5 pairs of slacks, 2 jackets, (JACKETS?) 2 pairs of shoes and you need to order your name pin. (PIN?) Then she asked me about underwear of a...l things! RED, RED, RED! Did I mention my face, neck well, fripsy! My whole body was a shade of red! I think by the expression on her face she was struggling not to laugh. She looked at me briefly (Thank goodness, she was driving after all.) and asked me; "Ricky do you prefer plain white underpants or colors?"GEEZ!!! I didn't think they even had. ‘Thanks Bill’. ‘How’s your mum? … are you still living there’? ‘Yes I’m still at mum’s … she’s on holiday at the moment … again! … I don’t know why she doesn’t move to Spain she spends half her life there … she gets back Friday night'. ‘What brings you to the hardware store Suzy’? ‘I was buying batteries for my rabbit’. What?! Suzy was never one for mincing her words but that was definitely left field. ‘I see you’ve not changed Suzy … you’re something else sweetheart’. ‘Yep the same old Suzy …. ” “OK, le-let me get on my back, then you ca-can fi-finish.” Just then a loud knock was heard at the back door. Aunt Robin bolted from the bed, throwing on her robe and navigating her way to the kitchen as best she could in her post-orgasmic state. As she walked down the hallway another loud knock could be heard. What if Terry was home from work unexpectedly and forgot his key, she worried. How could this appear as anything other her getting a good fucking from their nephew? . The tip of a firm brown turd started pushing past her ring and a drop of moisture fell from it into my mouth,one two three and finally breaking off at about six inches landing in my mouth like a polish sausage.I started chewing Moms butt candy and it was divine barely bitter at all almost had a sweetness to it this time,I could feel some grittyness but mostly was smooth and slightly firm I swallowed the first turd and another softer and smaller few dropped in my mouth.Are you OK sweety Mom.