”I laughed and said, “I still can’t believe you landed a woman like that.” I leaned in, and asked conspiratorially, “Has the cooking got any...better?”He shook his head, and said with a chuckle, “Nope, I’m still a disaster in the kitchen. Gloria’s on the verge of banning me outright.”I reached for my credit stick, and said, “My usual, plus the bike on number three.”Hank looked up in surprise, and glanced over at the pump where Rebecca had just finished filling up. He grinned as he waved at her,. The wedding was not a grand affair but nice. I was chosen to be best man and Lila was maid of honour. There weren’t many people there but there was plenty of food and drink. Lila consumed both with vigour, I had a little too much, as I wasn’t used to alcohol but only enough to make me pee a lot. It was on one of my many visits to the toilet that Lila crashed through the door, “The ladies are busy” she said as I stood at the urinal. “Mind if I use the gents?” With that she disappeared into a. .. Nicky?”“Her mom and her mother’s older sister,” Joanie said triumphantly. “Suzanne and Angela, the Valdez Sisters.”“What were they? Dancers?” I asked, not being able to tell much from the publicity photo.“Acrobats,” Joanie said. “You know, the flexy, contorting kind.”Even though Nicky’s mom was pushing 70 – which probably meant her older sister had long since passed on – I felt my boner stir at the thought of these two women themselves wrapping themselves up into a nice little package of. ” As she grabbed my crotch and squeezed so tight my eyeballs almost popped out of my head.Took us almost an hour to get ready, but boy did my Aunt get dressed to kill. She had on a short yellow chiffon dress with a cleavage that dipped below the centerline of her firm tits. The back was open to just below her waist and I could make out an outline of her thong underwear. My pecker immediately stood to attention.“Stove that idea Carl, nice thought though, but not tonight,” as she patted the front.