Normally, he might've been able to stand his ground, but today he was distracted and caught off guard. Marco's feet flew forward, and the rest of his ...ody hit the ground.Lying on his back, he was about to get up, but a split second later, there was something heavy suddenly pressing down on his head, keeping him on the ground.Whatever it was, it was blocking too much light for Marco to see it clearly. It was soft, soft enough that his nose was easily pressing into it. But the sides of his face. I pointedly made eye contact and then looked over to the washroom door. I was sure he was listening to our conversation so I told this joke:Three men, a Jew, a Muslim & an infidel are walking on the beach one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish" says the Genie.The Jew says "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile".POOF! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the farmer's land was forever fertile. The. "But the way I feel right now, I'd marry her tomorrow." Oh Jesus," he laughed. "You're just as bloody bad as she is, oh my God, what a bloody idiot."His laughter was infectious and we were still at it when she came out with a tray laden with tea cups."What are you two laughing at?" This idiot will tell you later, sweetheart," he chuckled and took his tea into the house to get ready for his date.I phoned Mum and told her that I wouldn't be home that night and she was ten times worse than. She was lying back sunbathing and he was stroking the inside of her thighs and up to her breasts, running his finger around her nipples and pinching gently. He was also watching me very closely. I feigned interest in something on the river bank while watching him and his hand drifted over her belly and cupped her vulva. She squirmed a little at this and his hand settled there, manipulating her lips.I put my towel down and laid out on my stomach, first so that I could watch and second to hide my.