Of course, I took all that with a grain of sand. It was all said in my obituary. People tend to talk well of the dead. Oh well, the best laid schemes,...as Robbie Burns said. The Doves finished in the cellar that year, proving that they could finish last without my help. A year or so later they changed their name to the Braves. My promising career ended, but looking back, I probably wouldn't have been much more than a footnote that year at best. Walter Johnson struck out 313 that season, turned. Now that I think of it though, I did visit one gallery who devoted an entire showing to erotica and pieces that were even more specific. It was well done, but I left there highly aroused with no one to take care of it. ‘So what about you?’ she asked. ‘How do you picture yourself?’ ‘Oh, I’m quite open-minded when it comes to art,’ I said. ‘I’ve never seen a piece yet that offended or embarrassed me.’ ‘What about generally. Do you consider yourself to be open-minded and liberal?’ she asked.. Little by little, I worked my way into her thoughts and soon she was flirting with me and hanging out with me after work. She would call me almost every morning and talk to me for hurs on end before work. There was a popular song by Jewel that she really liked and she would always be playing it in the background. When the weather warmed, I started riding my motorcycle to work, she soon asked for a ride on it. I would bring an extra helmet to work, and we would go for a 30-45 minute after work.. "We talked for a few more minutes then I went downstairs and made myself my favorite drink, scotch on the rocks, while I waited for Joan to get home.She came in a half hour later looking a little tired and pale, even a little grayish and with her recent weight loss it made her dress hang a little loose on her. Funny, I thought, she hadn't mentioned going on a diet. I watched as she took the bag of chinese into the kitchen and hugged Kim. Then she went and called upstairs for Jeremy to come for.