“Thanks mate, you look darn hot in yours as well.” I said as I sat on the bed next to Martin. It was only 6:45pm so we had time before anyone arri...ed.“We’ll we can’t go down stairs with only one of us hard.” I said and I put my hand on Martin’s semi hard cock. Martin looked into my eyes and we moved forward and began a deep kiss. We kissed deeply and our tongues lashed. I had been looking forward to this for years but never thought it could possibly come true. Martin lied back and I was on top. "The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"The agent replies, "Just a minute." Thank you!" the blonde says, and hangs up.Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez."How was he killed?" asked one detective."With a. .” I laughed embarrassedly “Gosh, I didn’t even ask your name”“I am Sushma” she said in a low voice.I was thunder struck. When I first came here, I met Sushmaji who mentored me. Now , this Sushma, is she destined to take over from me?I recovered and said “Kids, she is Sushma aunty, she has a small problem, her tits are heavy with milk. I stopped her from draining in sink. I want you to gently suck her milk”“It would be a pleasure” Ishant said and gently pulled her to him as he sat on the bed.. She stuck her tongue in the woman’s hole and sucked at her juices uummmm, Ankita? You’ll end up eating his cum out of my pussy if I let him come in me.”That’s okay, sweetheart,” she said with a smile, caressing the young woman’s concerned face. I’ve eaten it before okay, and then if you don’t mind and she turned her head to address Kshitiz make me come, Kshitiz. I’m going to work her clit; we should all come at the same time. All right Kshitiz quickened his pace as Kashish’s tongue lashed and.