I wish my wife would do exactly what I said for a whole day!”The elf opened up a small hand-book and began flicking through pages. Um…yes…yes…... think we can do that, it’s under the section on Bitch Wives, I think. Yes! Here it is – getting quite popular this section! Now, what do I have to say….oh, I don’t know, er….Abra-fucking-cadabra! There, that should do it. So long shit-heads! Hope you enjoy yourselves!” For a moment, everything went black. A tremor shook through John’s body and then he. I made a dash for my car and drove home. I was sure that Susan’s parents would call mine but they never did. Days later, Susan’s father met with me and told me that he expected me to keep my mouth shut about having sex with his daughter. He also told me that I was never to date Susan again. I didn’t know what to say so I just nodded in agreement. What do you say when a girl’s parents catch you with your cock in their daughter’s ass? SUSAN’S MOTHER ANDREA I didn’t date Susan for the remainder of. His tongue gently licked across her full lower lip and she opened herself to him. Their tongues met in swirling passion and his arms moved around her, drawing her closer as their first kiss continued.She had never realized what a kiss could really be until that sultry summer evening. She found it to be an almost fail-safe method of emotional communication. As Thomas explored her mouth with his tongue, Linda lost herself in the feelings he shared and her own strange circumstances. Slowly. Date.Ultimatums?Every bone in her body is aching to just get up and leave, and let him sit on his own, with his smug fucking face slowly realising that his game’s backfired.Fuck. Arrogance doesn’t even begin to cover it.And yet.He looks calm. Laconic, even. He’s not even shifted in his chair. Sipping wine. Eyes: assessing.She moves the box closer.What could be so fucking shameful that she’d need to make this kind of decision, now?She rips off the paper. The waiting staff seem at once to loom.