He was impossibly shy, and like I said he was mooning over this other girl, so I couldn't get the time of day from him. Come to think of it, I haven't...gotten the time of day from any boy yet. But I haven't given up. Keep a stiff upper lip, I always say. God I feel grungy. Do you think I'd have time for a shower before dinner?" I'll go ask mom." Carrie went down the stairs and checked with her mom in the kitchen. Midge said dinner would be ready in about thirty minutes, and there should be. Damn what was I going to do? I thought I knew... Chapter 2I had watched that night, at the regular neighbothood party, while a friend of someone there fucked my wife. And she had been so easy for him, she didn't resist at all. I knew my wife loved sex but I didn't know she would be so easy for some strange guy to fuck, and right in front of me... After we were home I was still in shock, in a daze. But as she talked and I listened, I learned my sexy wife had been part of a neighborhood swing. The household was as happy as one you can imagine, and the boys adored their step sister Hannah and their new step mom Franny. They were all blond haired and blue eyed, and everything seemed the American dream.On this day though the American dream would change.It started enough innocently enough.The two boys had just come home from soccer practise and were running around being the two 16 year old terrors that teen boys can be, dragging their mud all through the house. Fanny, the step mom . She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this.