"I had not intentionally tried to hide Stacie from my friends, but because I got so little time with such a captivating girl we tended to spend every ...oment sequestered in my apartment. Because Stacie lived on the other side of the state we usually only saw each other on the weekends. But because weekends were often a busy time for me even those visits seemed all too short. Add to that the fact that the life of an Air Force fighter pilot was anything but predictable it made for an interesting. We talked while Alicia and I ate and he turned out to be a very entertaining conversationalist, regaling us with tales of his exploits on the road. Finally though, he came to where I knew he would. “Those tits of yours are really something,” he told my wife. Alicia smiled over her coffee cup. “I know,” she replied. “I sure was pleasantly surprised to see that those lovely orbs were out to play. I want you to know the CB radio has been buzzing all morning about the seat cover with no cover.” We. For a little moment he never spoke, just stared in disbelief at the sight beheld. “Holy shit! Bess, what the fuck happened? Bess … You didn’t?” “No, Jimmy. I’d never do something like this. You know if I kill it’d be neat and clean and not here. Someone knocked me out and made this mess … this mess of the Judge.” “Bess? What’a we gonna do? Ahhh, Bess we’re in deep shit now. Of all people, the Judge.” “Calm down Jimmy. Think … just think a minute. Get me my robe while I figure what to do.” . " It wasn't your fault Mom." Don't be ridiculous. I'm the adult here. Or at least I'm supposed to be." Please! Let me explain." Once I knew that my mom wasn't going to kill me right off, I had to get it off my chest.My mom's puzzled look turned to interest soon after I started my story. Heck! She actually smiled a couple of times. About half way through my narrative she grabbed paper, pen and a voice recorder and had me start over. I obviously had piqued her scientific curiosity. Mom started.