I had to move quickly, before Xander would start knocking on doors. I hurried to my bedroom to grab the shorts I had been wearing the night before, bu... took off just before I got up. They were pale pink, they were tiny, and they were loose, and, from certain angles, ricidulously see-through. They were in no way the kind of shorts one would wear around anyone other than boyfriend of very, very close friends. Perfect for the job!I kept my top on, which was just a basic white tank, obviously. Immediately the flak burst and anti aircraft fire lit up the sky all over again. The next few hours seemed to race past as we continued to try to keep the enemy off the backs of our troops on the ground. We took several hits, but managed to stayed air born. Suddenly I heard ground control’s radio message to Cowboy. ‘Areca to Raven’ the controller said. ‘The runway is clear for you to land.’ I waited for the reply from Cowboy, but there was only silence from the cockpit. ‘Areca to Raven’ The. "Mel honey, what's the matter? Did Mark Raymond hurt you?" She shook her head. "No, not physically." "What did he do?" "He spent the entire time kissing my feet and licking my ass." "Is that bad?" "Sometimes it is." I looked up. Amy was standing in the doorway. "I don't understand." Amy said, "Michael when you or I lick Mel's ass we do it because we're expressing our love for her. She's our queen, our goddess. We're showing her that we'll do anything for her. And then she kisses and licks our. .. normal caterers. They double as sex workers, babe. This occasion let them double dip, if you will. We paid them extra, just in case word got out and their business suffered. I guess that I shouldn’t have hidden that final surprise from you, but that’s what it was. Forgive me?” my charming wife asked me with an adorable pout and puppy dog eyes.“Oh, of course, I do! It was a lovely surprise, anyway, but just how late is it?” I looked around for my watch and cell phone, neither available.By.