I take a seat in the swing chair. At the end of the garden is bluebell woods Dark and creepy with the sounds of nature hummmmmm what to do I'm home al...ne A little past midnight poor another glass of wineOne glass leads to three! All blurry now and I'm feeling really horny!The phone rings. It's so late I let it ring! The door bell dings. Who's calling. ??? I get up open the door. No ones there. (probably k**s messing about grumble grumble grumble) I Return to the porch one more glass. If someone tries to tell you that biscuits and gravy are not a real meal, stop talking to them, nobody needs that type of negativity.I had a gold fish that could break dance on the carpet, But only for about 20 seconds. And only once.To do list; list 4 baby pigs numbered 1, 2. 3. 5. then sit back and watch them look for number 4.There are times when keeping my mouth shut is my greatest achievement.No matter how big the hammer you cannot beat common sense in to stupid people.Notice from the. She jumped, feeling a hand on her knee, turning to stare at the audacious Mike ‘Roach’ Rochade, she did not move a muscle as his hand slowly slid upward. When his hand reached between her thighs, and pushed her skirt back, she felt it loosen and fall back down in back, and she was relieved to be covered. Though as his hand worked its way higher, his fingers now touching her damp curls, she almost wished for her exposure to return. “If you aren’t wet, I will stop for now, though I can already. I could see at first me being there had frightened her then as she noticed who it was she relaxed.I had been standing watching her sleep for 30mins or so she looked so beautiful so relaxed her breathing rhythmic and soft.I wanted to kiss her touch her hold her tight but i didn't want to frighten her. I suddenly realised what am i doing i am like a stalker uninvited into her home omg i should go. But something held me there rooted to the spot not sure what! My mind racing telling me to leave my.