The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...ompliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. And yes my Mistress had her way with me later in her bedroom, she led me upstairs and at the top of the landing she called down to the others the bedrooms are now available if anyone wants to use them, I’m going to fuck this worthless whore if anyone wants to watch me destroy him. Several people came upstairs some filtered off into other rooms but 6 people entered my Mistresses room to watch her fuck me.The young couple who arrived first were there the guy was wearing a pair of sheer tan tights. “Who says it’s that big?” I returned. “So that’s your attitude,” he said. “Let’s see if you’re still talking that trash thirty minutes from now with my boner up your ass.” Patrick cleared his throat very deliberately. “You seem to have too much clothing on for someone who just lost a point.” I didn’t really have much on: my heels had come off at the door, and I was bare-legged. I stood and unzipped my dress and let it fall, then took my full slip down and stepped out of it. I sat back down in. Jab papa aate the tab mom school se chuttiya lekr papa se chudwati thi. Ek baar to limit cross ho gayi papa mom ko tang uthakar chod rahe the aur mammi puri nangi thi.Aur chilla rahi thi aah aah aah dhire dhire kro dard hota hai lekin papa ne raatbhr alag alag position mai choda subah jab mai utha to mom pair failake chal rahi thi ek pair jamin ko ghiskr to ek pair hava mai uthakar chal rahi thi maine pucha to mammi boli moch aa gayi hai. Lekin kuch dino baad papa chale gaye. Christmas ki.