" And... ?" And her virtue compromised," she laughed."The old man?" Oh, he awakens with a smile on his face and wanting more. Even though it's morning... in the last line of the song, he again offers, "Have some Madeira M'dear?"They both shared the laugh. Laura was beginning to realize why she was so attracted to this man. He was filled with life and love and laughter and shared it so freely.He stood looking into her eyes. "It is good to see you laugh. You are very beautiful when you smile." It. I was somewhat speechless as he was so forward, as he looked at me questioningly. After a few minutes I had regained my composure. “Sorry, I was just taken by surprise by not only what you said but your grabbing me ass; I am used to my husband doing something like that but not usually a co-worker. Don’t get me wrong I am OK with it just surprised.” I said. “Oh your married, I didn’t realize, I am sorry” Lance said. “Hey, no problem, my husband and I have a somewhat open relationship. “So what happened when you went out for your jog?” Sean asked trying to get Max back on topic.“I got here and started doing my warm up exercises. The next thing I know is there’s a midget dude wearing a dress stepping out of the woods. At least, that’s what I thought at first,” Max said shaking his head. He added, “Midgets have always kind of creeped me out, but a transvestite midget is too much. It just isn’t right for guy with a beard to have breasts and walk around wearing a dress.”“So what. Since James is sterile, it’s gonna be no fucking mystery who knocked me up.”“Yeah, here’s hoping that next time, we make it to the hospital BEFORE delivering the baby!” I replied while Consuela kept mumbling something in Spanish.The rest of the ride was mostly quiet, focused on getting to the hospital in one piece to get those babies and baby mama of mine to their respective beds. As it was, they kept bawling as newborns were prone to do. After all, they had been nice and cozy until now, but.