Any and all forms of communication would suffer the very same time dilation you are attempting to measure.” She sighed and shook her head. “It is ...orever mentally taxing, is it not? Down this rabbit hole, and suddenly, you realize your very experience of existence itself is subject to the whims of the materials of the universe.”“I have heard some mathematicians go mad.”She laughed and shrug. “Understandable.”“Wait, so, if I left Earth at a super high speed, I’d see the Earth as aging slower,. THE IDEA OF SEEING THE OBJECT OF MY 3 YEAR CRUSH, NAKED WAS JUST TOO MUCH, I HAD TO TRY AND SPY ON HER THROUGH THE WINDOW. I QUIETLY SNEAKED UP TO THE BATHROOM WINDOW AND TRIED TO SEE INSIDE THROUGH A PART IN THE CURTAINS. I GUESS MY TIMING WAS REALLY OFF BECAUSE JUST AS I AM STANDING ON A 5-GAL. BUCKET TO SEE IN, SUDDENLY MISSY IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME IN HER BIKINI, AND SHE GRABS A HANDFUL OF MY HAIR, YANKS ME BACKWARD OFF OF THE BUCKET, AND I LAND FLAT ON MY BACK. WHEN THE STARS. Then one day Karen told me her friend had invited her to her birthday bash and asked if I could sit in with Brooke as it was likely to be a very late finish. I tried not to seem too eager in agreeing and so it was settled. Ten days before the event Karen told me the birthday bash was off because her friend had been let down by the family her daughter was going to be staying with that weekend. I was devastated realising my chance of an evening alone with Brooke was gone, but Karen was giving me. He sometimes fancied that she was only waiting for him to turn eighteen, so she could legally have her wicked way with him, but he knew it was more complicated than that, she was his teacher and he was her student, and that sort of dalliance was greatly frowned upon by all. ‘Monsieur Shaun!’ Ms Tiann scolded, as he strolled into class ten minutes late. ‘You are late, garcon!’ Shaun blinked. ‘Jes suis… desolet?’ he tried. ‘Don’t you go and think you can Frenchify your way out of this,’ she.