That excitement. We still do it all the time. I get the best results with her simply by sticking my tongue up into her bung pie as far as I can and ...assaging her rump while tossing her salad. Sometimes she farts right away but sometimes it can take 20 minutes. The romance saved our marriage. That and Jesus. You do the math. I figure that 3 farts per week over a year works out to about 156 farts. So in 20 years, I've inhaled over 3100 farts.”Marcus cleared his throat and continued. “I also. ************************************************My name is Len and my wife's name is Cindy. We're in our early 30's. Mywife and I love biking, and as a result, we've developed great hardbodies. We also have great sex, in part because we fit well into eachother. She has a smoking hot body - trim and fit, and really curvy too,like guys love.Mandy and Phil are a couple Cindy and I enjoy socializing with, and theyalso like bike riding. Mandy is a slender attractive blond, and Phil is acharming and. He’s impotent, but he does love to watch. Do you want to come up to the house and fuck me?” Greg couldn’t begin to croak out any kind of response and so she went on, thinking his lack of an answer was a negative one. “You’d do me such a favor. He never gets any, and I only get some if I find someone like you down here. Please, would you?” Again, no answer was possible. Greg’s mind was racing ahead, thinking of the long climb up the steps to her house. If she led the way, his face would be just. Doing this with my hand ... it's just brought back such memories ... oh, god, I didn't mean to ruin it for you."I held her to me, she was still crying a little but she did soon calm down."Oh, Andy, I really am sorry. I just wanted you to feel good and now look what I've done." Alex, it's all right, don't worry, let's rinse off, then we can just have a nice day together." Yes, you're right," she said, leaned up and kissed me, then we rinsed off and each dried ourselves off and went inside."Come,.