‘2. She is not ‘EASY’ - She is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a ‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMA...ION SUPERHIGHWAY.’4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a ‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ - She is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’HOW TO SPEAK ABOUTMENAND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ - He has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’2. He is not a. While she tried to break his hold she said, ‘You came to the office drunk, you moron. You’re lucky you’re not getting fired.’ She couldn’t break away. Slowly, a hint of fear began to creep into her chest. Grabbing her other arm as well and holding her in front of him, Bruce shook the office manager. ‘You’re just another bitch that needs to get laid.’ He said, the logic of his own making. ‘And I’m going to make sure you get what you need.’ Stacy couldn’t believe it when he laced his fingers. In the lift, it stopped on the 21st floor. In walked Suzanne and Zac. They went together to Greenmount for a fine hardy breakfast consisting of sausages, bacon, eggs, bake beans and toast and about 8 cappuccino’s.Zac mentioned. “Well, yesterday was certainly an exciting and delightful day.”Fred replied “Yes what a day, as the boss said we will have our work cut out looking after that building project mate.”Helena and Suzanne just looked at their men proud of their efforts and enthusiasm.. He was now just above eye level with her sitting down on the couch. He continued, 'Your friends came across me one night, took me in and found out first hand the extent of my services' 'Services?' she questioned, becoming increasingly more intrigued in this now c***d sized man's tale. She leaned forward over the edge of the couch to hear what he had to say next.'Yeah, you'll find out yourself from experience soon enough, but in the meantime, what say you to a night you'll never forget huh?' She.