Mum didn’t want to dig deeper. “So, tell us about this holiday,” she changed the subject.“It’s a gift. From BigMarket, for the school projec...,” I blurted out. Charlie and Tiff looked up at me sharply, and I tried to give them a meaningful ‘ask me later’ look.And then Charlie became more vocal and started talking about the holiday. One week in Tenerife. Charlie knew all about it, and was keen to tell. She wasn’t even shy to say we were all sharing a room.“We’ve had enquiries from Lichester’s. Tuesday night, as the week before, my husband asked me if it was ok for him to go and have a few beers with his pals, John and Peter, I told him it was ok, that I'd call over to my friend and have a glass of wine or two, he had a shower and dolled himself up, he smelled like a fucking perfume factory when he came out of the shower, this was no few beers with the boys I thought to myself, but said nothing, off he went, and I phoned my friend to come collect me in her car, we were like to private. “Yes we will be in the car, and on the road ten minutes after we pay the breakfast check,” the self appointed spokesperson said.“That’s probably a very good idea. If I were you, I would go home and never speak of this incedent again,” was my reply“So what are you going to do?” Rita asked.“I’m going to go home and forget this whole thing ever happened as well,” I explained.“Good for you. If you ever stop back in this area, I’ll buy you a drink,” she suggested.“I don’t drink, but I might stop in. I told her we were already planning on it.”“Mom, you’re getting excited about them coming to live with us, aren’t you?” Rachel said.“I really am. After our naked sex-video with Gaby last night, then making plans for her to come back with Alice and Betty Lou, so we can meet them - I’m even more excited about Jessica and Alexis being here.”Mom had the delivery men set up our new bed in the middle of the room. There’s no headboard, just mattress and box-springs with sheets on them, resting on a.