” I said “A good friend of Katya, called Sharma told her she had seen a video of the pair of us naked and two men fucking us in what looked like m... flat, only twice Ekaterina had stayed the night while I was with Paul, both times we slept in the same bed and both times we had all been drinking, Ekaterina was really worried because she never wore any under clothes so she would not know if someone had sex with her or not, but I recollect her saying she felt funny like someone had messed with her,. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies. “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks. "For the pantomime," she said, "you will have to wear lots of makeup.Everyone in pantomimes always wears lots of makeup."I remembered when mummy took me to see "Cinderella" last year, and howfunny I thought the three men looked who played the Wicked Stepmotherand the Ugly Sisters. They had lots of blue around their eyes, and bigred lips and round, rosy cheeks."Will you be there to put it on for me, mummy?" I asked.Mummy shook her head. "No. Auntie Maureen will do it for you. She's inthe. . Patience stationed herself in front of her dressing mirrors, still swaying, as she admired her reflection. Just out of view, Annest also admired Patience. Physically, the two girls were very similar. They were born just months apart and they both had the small hips and firm breasts of girls’ just entering womanhood. Due to class, position, wealth, and education neither girl would ever consider the other as similar in any way. Patience’s exquisitely coiffed hair left her creamy neck and.