[Zack's perspective]Zack: History is like, so important, why? because it's a story and I know a lot about stories.Student: Can you tell us about Europ...?Zack: Yup, it rhymes with syrup. Next!Student: Can you tell us about European history?Zack: I can do even better guys. I would like for you to meet my wife Casper.(Door opens)(Student gasp)Zack: What? James, what are you doing here?James(Casper's Ex): Oh, Casper couldn't make it so the school called me instead.Zack: But-James(Casper's Ex): Hey. --What?s the worst thing?Maintenance. Hair and nails and exercise and clothesall take time and effort, and while that can be fun,it becomes a chore. Rushing into the strip mall for aquick bikini wax is a chore.I know how to make taking care of myself a luxury --a day at a spa, a night in with my robe and my facein a mask and hair in a towel -- but that is ararity. You don?t get a luxurious time to get homefrom work and change for a date, but I love work(selling is so different now) and I love. I can see in your eyes the lust that is quickly stirring there. I know how much you love my breasts. I know that my brown nipples excite you and when I push them together, I know you start to imagine your cock is in between them. You slide your hands around to my waist and yank me close to you. You grin and I feel your skilled fingers sliding down my lower back, down over my ass and then you cup my ass cheeks. Very quickly you lift me up and push me back against the wall. My legs have wrapped. I wanted to know if you would like to come down tonight and we can grill out." Debbie, I would love to do that! You have no idea how great that sounds. What time do you want me?" I don't know, five or so."Mark had no more hung up the phone when it rang again. "I hear you went to the supper club with one of my father's old girl friends." Hi, Dad. How are you? Yes, we went there last night for dinner. She is the grandmother of the girl that I escorted to the prom a few weeks ago." Isn't it.