She started getting wet just holding it.Jill admitted, "When Mike is out of town that thing has been a life saver! Why don't you take it? You need it ...ore than me. It is even dishwasher safe!"Sarah laughed and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try."After washing 'Mike' in the dishwasher, Sarah was ready to give it a try. It was still warm after she had removed her clothes and laid down on the bed. With both hands on the shaft she closed her eyes and recalled seeing the real thing attached to Mike. I surmised if his players had put half the effort into my class as they did on the court their grades might even be stellar. But alas they were dismal and I would have to tell Coach J the fact that they were all in jeopardy of failing if not already. Packing my bag, papers and grades at the ready, I walked over to the gym. The first place I looked was in the coach’s office. He wasn’t there. I went out onto the floor and saw the girls basketball team practicing. Seeing their head coach running. She wanted to crawl inside a deep hole and die. In her mind, she vowed she would never love again. The pain was more than she could bear.She sat down at the computer and logged on. She figured, she might as well chat and have some sexy fun. She went into her favorite chatroom and typed the following then chucked."I'm going crazy at dawn and selling tickets! Come join the party. It will sure be a lot easier than what I am doing now! "Soon one of her male friend's responded. "Oh honey, nothing is. He contacted the owner immediately to set up a time to view and possibly pick it up.The owner sent him a time they both agreed upon and Jon put his on his calendar so he did not forget about it that weekend. He worked the week thinking about the couch and his desires for some companionship that seemed to be eluding him since he moved to the small town where he lives now. The town is quiet and nobody really seems to care what some single person living on a road at the end of town does or does.