I let him know when he could put his arm aroundme, or kiss me and when I would be free for him to take me to a cafe or toa movie. I let him get close...to me strictly on my terms, at my pace. Itpleased me that he was so passive, in some ways. That he always seemedhappy with what he was given, and never asked for more, excited me and,perversely, made me want to give him more. Intimacy with me was a giftthat I gave freely and he was always so thankful and grateful that it wasalways a pleasure. Woh aayi aur dono ne coupboard me se kapde nikale aur phir usse coupboard me rakhne laghi is beech usne 4-5 kapde acche wale sushma ko diye pura bed room kapdo se bhara huaa thaa .Mai bhi usse madat karne lagaa,itne me mere biwi ki saheli kaa phone aaya ke uske pati hospital me admit hai,mere man me kaam waasnna uttejit ho rahi thi ,Maiane fouran biwi ko nikalne ko kaha aur bola ke yeh sab sambhal leta hu,turant meri biwi ghar se nikhli aur sushma ko kaha ke woh aa jaane ke baad kaam karenge. “God yesss.”Her head turned upward as I felt her fingers working on the button of my jeans. First the button, then the zipper. As she pushed my jeans down, she lowered herself into a squat in front of me.One more tug and I was finally free of the constraints that had made my erection, well, uncomfortable over the last several minutes.Her eyes turned up to meet mine as her fingers wrapped around me. She stroked slowly. She stroked firmly. When a clear drop of precum emerged, she licked it. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!’St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’‘Couple of minutes ago.’These two are compliments of J & BGRANDMAA man moves into a nudist colony.He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half.