.. and you are family. It don’t make a damn if they hated each other ... it doesn’t even matter that the same boy knocked ‘em up ... way back in...1781. It makes no never mind that he didn’t marry either of them. One out of four babies were illegitimate before and after the Revolution. (George Washington wasn’t the father of our country ... Ben Franklin was ... randy old fucker.)And here I was, Surprise Me Flintkote ... from ... of ALL places ... Virginia ... Home of the Confederacy ... a. "Get out." I had let this go far enoughbecause Amy had seemed to be enjoying seeing me as Tiffany. I had writtenit off as a harmless weekend, embarrassing sure but no actual harm.Sherri was taking it too far, trying to steal my fianc? and my house."Get out of my house."Sherri slapped me hard across the face and the still tentative balance Ikept in these high heels was thrown off and I was thrown to the kitchenfloor. Sherri was on me immediately, she threw herself on my back andgrabbed my arm.. Oh, Brian! I'm sorry! I won't be able to celebrate your birthday with you. I promise I'll make it up. But my little bottom isn't going to be one of them lined up waiting for you to ... I'll give you a private showing." Courtney, nearly everything you just told me sounded like a bunch of kids going to a park to play. Sandbox? Easter egg? Hack? What are you talking about?" I laughed."Oh, don't worry your pretty little head about it," she said, pinching my cheek. "I'm going to win those credits. I. "I guess, if you like it, I could suck it but ..." Yeah. But ... I really do prefer to fuck you, Anita" He said smiling. "There is one thing we could do." He said but he did not sound confident."Anything," I said."Have you ever been butt fucked?" he asked. Oh, no!" I said quickly, enjoying my own lies. "That's disgusting!" It really isn't," he whispered."I enjoy it a lot and all women say it's different but feels great." But it must hurt." I lied again, knowing my asshole was accustomed to.