What I disliked most was the corporate culture. As far as I was concernedit was all people in suits trying their best to land clients and besmooth tal...ers. I'd always found it so false. I know I'm generalisinghere but I never said I was perfect. The culture was probably why I'dnever lasted in the few office jobs I'd had when I was younger. Becominga writer full time had been my priority and I'd spent most of my time inoffices thinking up story ideas rather than working. It never took melong to. Even cried myself to sleep at times wishing I was still at home. Plucking up the courage I got the number for the Kissogram agency. Okay, okay! It stayed in my bag for nearly another week. By then I was way behind with my rent and had nothing else to sell. Stacey was great, but it could not go on much longer. She was subsidising me. So, I sat, wrote a little spiel and picked up the phone and rang."J and T Promotions, how can we be of service?" Erm, hello."I wanted to hang up but knew if I did,. "Of course it can". "Then make it bigger, Tom". "Ill have to do something to make it bigger. You know what Ill have to do". "Yes. Do it for me". I held my slight erection between finger and thumb.Slowly I stroked it. Gradually it grew in size and I continued until it was fully hard. " That's quite a size Tom but now you've got it right up do you feel you want to continue?" "Yes, I do, but if I do continue I shall cum and that wouldn't be right because you would see it". "Why not, for goodness. Andjust now, as I was doing the laundry, I realize how much my private lifeis going to pot." Oh, I seriously doubt that..." No, it's true. My place is a mess, I do laundry only every othermonth," Kathryn frowned for a second. "So just now I've decided to applythe 20-percent rule towards my life as a whole." Well, makes sense, I guess." And so, here I am." So, I'm..."Kathryn smiled at me, pleased that I was catching on so quickly. "That'sright. You're my 20 percent." Well... uh..." I stammered,.