The balls were racked up and the game began. 9 ball it was. The first guy broke and potted a ball. He then missed the easy second ball. He winked at h...s pals as he handed Jen the cue, no doubt looking forward to watching her bend over the table in that short dress, as indeed was I. Jen took the cue and leant over the table, her dress writhing up as she did so, but not far enough for the guys to see anything.She walked back over to me for her drink and said “Babe, this is fun, I think I can. She was so surprised, she used the mug every morning there after. The mug was chipped in spots, but the words were still legible, blue against a yellow background ‘I love you’ they spelled. One day I was bent over picking up a penny when a woman stopped me. She looked down at me from under the brim of her sun visor, her slip was peeking from under the hem of her cheap polyester skirt. ‘You know, those are pennies from heaven,’ she said. I looked up at her, not sure of how to reply. ‘I believe. Saath janu kay haath boobs say chuth aor gaandh say masti kartay rehtay hein. Ab janu dobarah kursi per baith jaatah hai baarish halqi ho jati hai. Sonu janu ki ghoad mein beht jaati hai pehlay janu ki taraf moonh kar kay. Shooroh mein toh lund chuth kay bahir hi chuth kay saath lund raghartah hai aor sonu chuthar aik rythym kai saath ooper nichay hotay hein. Saath janu sonu kay cheray ko chumtah chaathah hai aor mumonh ko bhi choostah hai aor chumtah chathah hai. Phir janu ka lund sonu apni. He sighed and decided to find a restaurant or a hotel and stay there over the festive period. At least he would be among other folk. He had hardly made up his mind to do that, when his phone rang.It was Bridget McLeod.“Victor,” she sang in her Scottish lilt, “James and I were talking about your visit, and your news about your sister. Would you consider coming to us for Christmas and Hogmanay? There are going to be a few guests who come every year. Better than being on your own, and you’ve been.