“Hello Linda Kay Smathers.” he said and his pants dropped to the ground.“How did you know...”“Your name?” he finished for me. “Oh Miss S...athers I know lots about you, where you live, who your friends are. I know that your parents are in New Orleans fucking their brains out because it turns them on that their daughter is a slut who fucks black boys. I know you’re pregnant.” After he said that he leaned down and kissed me. “I know you went to that porn video place over on West Third Street. He. But no specimen is ever harmed. Not irreparably.”As though never hearing of a regulation that prohibited guards from speaking to specimens, this Extraterrestrial Guard added, “I swear, of all the planets I have traveled and of all the inhabitants I have encountered, you of the earth, you earthlings, really are the most… the most… no other sentient beings complicate things more than you earthlings.”“Orifice probes? What… what do you mean…?”For the millionth time over four or five light-years,. He was wearing his white suit and she was in something flimsy black that would get her arrested out on the street. He could see the nipples and couldn’t see any panty line – what he had to escort to a cocktail party half-filled with randy males was a sex time-bomb. He resolved to behave in a soft and non-lethal manner at any guys who attempted a hit on her. ‘Soft and non-lethal, soft and non-lethal,’ he chanted softly. ‘Is that a new brand of condom?’ she giggled and he loved her for her humor.. Sally leaned into William and offered her lips and he couldn't resist.They kissed. At first tenderly and then their ardour grew. Sally putdown her drink and offered William her complete attention. He might beeffeminate but he was still handsome. She kissed him and snuggled upagainst him.The hotel room was dark except for the lamplight, a haze of cigarettesmoke hung from the ceiling. William had been drinking as heavily asSally had and their defences were down. Sally snaked her slim body.