The owner glared at the bird for a bit, until the parrot ventured, “Sir? May I ask a question?”“Ask your question.”The parrot hesitated, final...y asking, “Sir? What exactly was it, that the turkey did?”This one is compliments of dave7692‎10‎A vary famous artist was losing her sight. Specialists and doctors all told her that it was impossible to stop the awful process. But on the Web (where else?) she found a famous ophthalmologist in Texas (where else?) who seemed to perform miracles.She took. "Sheryl ignored the dejected sound in his voice, and hung up. Then looking back at Georgette, she rolled her eyes and said, "Finally!" Girl, I'm tellin' you, yer goin' ta fuck around and lose that man." Well what am I going ta do? I'm so tired of him hangin' all over me all the time!" You want me ta talk to him?"Sheryl thought a moment. The idea of Shawn talking to any woman about their personal life bothered her. Not that she was really worried that Shawn would actually do anything with. “No, she doesn’t, and please don’t tell her.”“Why shouldn’t I? If she finds out by walking in on you, it will break her heart.”“I know, and I feel shitty about it, but at the same time I can’t help myself.”There was a silence before I asked. “Do you love him?”“Who, John? No, we are only fuck buddies. He is married too and sometimes we meet at his place or here.”“Wow, and you say you are not gay?”He shook his head. “I don’t love him; I don’t even have feelings for him. All I want, and I guess he. I haven’t had a chance to talk to him about it. Sam did though. Apparently something about my power not being compatible with a projectile weapon.”Megan stepped forward. “So who goes first?”Stella stepped forward. “I will, my power is invulnerability, but I didn’t get any enhanced strength to go with it which kind of makes me useless in a fight against heavy hitters because I get tossed around. In addition to a .45 semi-auto pistol, I got a pair of combat boots with a steel and Divinium toe and.