The thrill of receiving his extended third leg from behind with both of them in a semi-conscious state was the most exciting encounter of her entire l...fe.She decided that she would make the creature of her creative mind disappear in favor of his enthusiastic younger sister with the friendliest of attitudes to offer solace to the British Envoy in a strange land.Thus, when Sir Alistair of Cornwall awoke in the light of the rising sun, he saw that his bed companion was the beautiful Gretchen and. I chuckled. “Come on,” I jokingly replied. I pushed the mower down the sidewalk, as Pam drove off. I lowered the garage door and headed for the bedroom, where I stripped naked. The water felt good on my sore muscles. Then, de ja vu. I saw movement in the foggy mirror of the bathroom. Instantly, I had a quick flashback to a serendipitous blow job in the shower. The shower door opened and in stepped Pam. She wasted no time in pressing her luscious body up against mine, her hand finding its way. I realize now that, it was to give my Mom and Dad some alone time, but I was happy to play that way.When I turned 6 they had a big surprise birthday party for me, the surprise being, the party was held in our hew house! They drove me to this strange neighborhood and brought me in where my sisters had decorated with balloons and streamers. They all announced that THIS was where we would live now. I remember being confused as they brought out a cake with candles lit, and I blew them out. After we. " Oh." I didn't press the issue. Instead I raced to the bathroom.I was pouring last night's soda pop into the toilet when the real shit hit the fan."OH MY GOD, MOTHER!!!" Rodney called from below. His exclamation rocked through the house. I heard mother race away, and I doubt she had had time enough to dress in more than a robe.I didn't bother to flush. I pulled on yesterday's shorts and ran downstairs where Rod's commotion had begun. I reached the living room in record time, but I was too.