Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying i... the hospital, dying of nothing.#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.Please share this. Next time we danced we put on a show.During fast dances, he put his leg btween mine so that I cud hump it, which I did. During slow ones, he felt all of me outside my clothes. I was getting turned on, brushed my hand against his prick.Joey came back with drinks, watched us intently. We came back 2 the table and both mens hands went 2 my legs again. Then Joeys cell rang. He had an emergency, had 2 leave. Mike wud b driving me home.We had another drink. Mike moved his hand under my skirt. This is. There were no cameras in the room, but both women walked up to him anyway. They sat next to him, moving their hands to his cock, stroking him. Joey blushed, looking at both of them. ‘May I help you?’ he asked. ‘Oh, just wanted to warm up,’ Sierra said with her trademark giggle. The two began to undo his pants and boxers, seeing his 10-inch bulge protrude. ‘Wish I’d know you were hiding this,’ Janet said with a smirk. His cock starting to get hard, Sierra and Janet both went down on him at once,. Tomorrow was another day and hopefully another $100 to pay for gas to fuel the gussling Winnie, and enough to pay for rental space at the next shopping mall arts fair or psychic festival. It was the last thing I had envisioned my ‘retirement years’ to consist of, but, well, Life loves to throw you curves… So I sat there, watching the porcine thighs of women in polyester shorts and ill-fitting tank tops – their husbands wearing those ridiculous sandals that I’d always felt no man should be.