."PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto...to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when. Haha, yeah that one...I'm at his place now that's why no one picked up at home...I don't know, I didn't check to see if that girl is home...c'mon honey, you're being paranoid...what do you think is gonna happen that I was gonna fuck her while you were out of town...yes yes, I love you too...say hi to everyone for me...ok, bye" Click."Everything OK?" I ask.Joe shoots me a look, picks up his pants and puts them on."Women! Janet can never know about this. My life would be over if she found out.. Not that I had seen enough, but I was in need of busting a nut. Without a warning I came full force into her mouth. She swallowed most but some got spit on the floor. She tried to smile, but was still being pounded by her dog. I stood up and went around back. I could now see her pussy getting pounded, and she was leaking a mixture of dog cum and her own. There was a small puddle on the ground. Then the owner punched me in the arm and said "cant see that in the city". Finally the dog stopped and. Then it was mayhem, wasn't it?Half of it I don't remember. However, I do recall that I became infuriated. It built up like I was a kettle full of water on the boil. I think it takes three minutes doesn't it to boil a kettle? (I'll need to research that later. If they allow me to use my laptop, that is).If Joan hadn't dropped her handbag while she was an aggressive bitch, then the nail file wouldn't have fallen out, would it? If she'd dealt with catching us with a little more maturity, a tad.