The next day I took the five-minute road test and passed it with know problem. After the test, John (the UPS rep.) told me I got the job. Damn, just l...ke that I was in. He told me I had to go to Brooklyn, to complete 4 days of training. I couldn't believe it. I went home totally blown away. I was going to be a UPS man. All I thought about was wearing that brown uniform.The training went very quickly. On the last day, they told us where to report. They told me to report to the Elmsford. And the girl at the shoe store said theespadrilles looked adorable with your outfit. Now didn't they?" Yes," I replied reluctantly. "But those women in the store thought Iwas some kind of wierdo." Those women just hadn't seen a man who enjoyed women's clothes before,"she continued. "Once Adrienne and I explained the facts to them theywere jealous of the wonderful husband I have and wondered how they couldget their husbands to do the same thing." Yes, but Lucy made fun of me," I. Starting at my feet her eyes traveled slowly up my sexy red thigh-highs, up over my bare thighs, my bare belly button, up over my bare cleavage, to take in my face."Wow! Rita! I've never seen you look so fucking sexy."Her eye slipped back down to Roger's hand on my bare thigh and hip."You don't have anything on under that dress, do you?" Well…I did when we left home. I lost them in the balcony…. You were right Cindy…about Roger and me." Come on then…I have the perfect spot for you two young. .." he broke in on me before I could say more."And them long fucking gloves?" Opera gloves, there called opera gloves. We have been..." Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch," he pointed his gun first at one of his ears then pointed it at the other."Take them fucking earrings off and trot them over here to me, nice and polite like I was the president of the United States." I removed the earrings and started to walk toward him. The gown fit me tightly, so tight that the long dress only allowed me to.