I don’t remember having told you I like Vodka lemon, but you knowme way better than I thought . You’re drinking some whiskey, I think. Isip a litt...e from mine and feel lucky you give me just a shot, because Idon’t want to get drunk and look even more stupid than usual.You put some nice music that I don’t recognize, then take my hands andinvite me to dance. You dance very well but I’m a weirdo and I don'treally know how a girl is supposed to dance, so you take me firmly inyour arms and teach. They sat down and talked for a few minutes, about what the plan was for the evening. She suggests they go and rent a few movies from the video store around the corner. He tells her he will drive. They get into his car and go. He tries to make small talk as they get out of his car and walk into the video store. He opens her car door for her and the door for . She isn’t too impressed, but she has never had anyone do that for her before. They walk around and see a few movies. The pick out the one. I want you as a wife, and I love you.”Taylor started to cry tears of joy as she flung her pretty body at me, hugging her daughter in the process. “You’re making us so happy.”“I’m going to have to get a bigger bed.”Taylor and Kat were both kissing me. Mindy and Margo came over and joined the fray. The others were yelling over their congratulations.Blake was sitting nearby. He blurted out during the band break, “I can’t believe you have FOUR WIVES now.”I teased him, “And you’re the only holdout. Don't you remember your dream last night?" Ok," I thought, "let's try this out."I was surprised at how I was, as the pantyhose had said, not only able towalk like a woman but to sway my hips like one.I walked to the bathroom having already decided I didn't want to go towork in a blouse, skirt and heels.So I put shaving foam under my right armpit and did as the pantyhosesuggested. I had never done this before. It felt strange putting thefoam here and not on my face. As I ran my razor down my.